Thursday, June 30, 2005

random funnies...

funny stuff a friend gave me....

If a schizophreniac threatens suicide, is it declared a hostage situation?
Duct tape is like the force, it has a Light side and a Dark side and it holds the Universe together.
Save a tree. Eat a beaver.
If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?
Some people hear voices... some see invisible people... others have no imagination whatsoever.
9 out of the 10 voices in my head agree that i'm sane.
If history is bound to repeat itself, bring on the beheading.
That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again.
The 50-50-90 Rule: anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.


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